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May 07, 2016, 11:45:41 AM

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« on: May 07, 2016, 11:45:41 AM »

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"

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May 07, 2016, 03:14:57 PM
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Re: Sniper
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2016, 03:14:57 PM »
 :nonono: :nono: but  :))
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August 07, 2016, 08:09:18 PM
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2016, 08:09:18 PM »
 :laughing1:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet."

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