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October 12, 2017, 10:04:13 PM


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Don’t mess with Seniors!
« on: October 12, 2017, 10:04:13 PM »
A retired couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman had just sold the car that they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply: "Young man, I thought that you said you would hold that car until we raised the £55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for £45,000 to that lovely young lady there. And if I remember rightly you insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the salesman grinning sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go", she said, "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later, and Happy Birthday dad"

Once again ... don't mess with seniors ...  :P
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October 12, 2017, 10:19:38 PM
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2017, 10:19:38 PM »
Very funny I will remeber that when I go to the dealers next time   :))
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October 12, 2017, 11:04:45 PM
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 11:04:45 PM »

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