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by bayrak
Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:50 pm
Forum: General X5 Forum (E70 2nd-gen, 2007-2013)
Topic: Winter wheels now fitted !!
Replies: 18
Views: 5511

Re: Winter wheels now fitted !!

If you're still looking for 20"winter tyres and wheels see Buy & Sell section, these are the Pirelli's sold as full set never been used.
BMW E 70 winter tyres & wheels.
by bayrak
Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:25 pm
Forum: Buy and sell
Topic: BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres
Replies: 6
Views: 2344

Re: BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres

Message for Nicky P,
if you're still interested PM me your email and I'll send you some pics of the wheels and tyres for E70 :driving:
by bayrak
Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:11 pm
Forum: Buy and sell
Topic: BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres
Replies: 6
Views: 2344

Re: BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres

Hello MJim, The X5 has gone sold it in June needed some cash for a deposit on a villa in Florida, sad to see it go but needs must, I think it ended up with someone in the London area I know this as I received a congestion fee charge/fine (not guilty). I hope you're still enjoying yours. To Nicky P, ...
by bayrak
Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:44 am
Forum: Buy and sell
Topic: BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres
Replies: 6
Views: 2344

BMW E70 Winter Wheels & Tyres

I am selling my BMW 20" winter wheels and Pirelli tyres these have never been on a vehicle bought from Halliwell Jones in North Wales cost me £3,000. Anyone interested let me know by PM, I will be able to send you more details/photos etc end of next week when I get to the UK. Looking for £2,0...
by bayrak
Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:25 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Colonoscopy
Replies: 0
Views: 923

Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I ci...
by bayrak
Tue May 24, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: What a Coincidence
Replies: 0
Views: 1464

What a Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me...
by bayrak
Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:14 am
Forum: General X5 Forum (E70 2nd-gen, 2007-2013)
Topic: Collecting Blue Thunder on Friday - any advice ??!!
Replies: 32
Views: 9753

Re: Collecting Blue Thunder on Friday - any advice ??!!

Mr MJim,

At last arrived and a fine example it is to.

Enjoy :driving:
by bayrak
Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:35 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Replies: 1
Views: 1047

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex....
by bayrak
Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: The lounge
Topic: Sawasdee bi mae - Happy New Year from Thailand
Replies: 12
Views: 3164

Re: Sawasdee bi mae - Happy New Year from Thailand

You lucky people :P :driving:
by bayrak
Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Smile - Oldies but Goodies
Replies: 0
Views: 1001

Smile - Oldies but Goodies

Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into...
by bayrak
Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:45 am
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Racism ?
Replies: 2
Views: 1511

Racism ?

A customer asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The clerk asks..."So you're Irish aren't you?" The guy, clearly offended says, ""Yes I am, so what of it, I'm sick of racist attitudes, let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would ...
by bayrak
Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:40 am
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Larry Got A Tattoo
Replies: 0
Views: 932

Larry Got A Tattoo

Well, Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privat...
by bayrak
Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:33 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: P W's Stag Night
Replies: 1
Views: 1210

P W's Stag Night

Prince William's bachelor party must have been a wierd affair,
"Honestly, there's something kinky about stuffing money into a stripper's g-string when every note you poke in there has a photo of your grandmother printed on it." :driving:
by bayrak
Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:05 am
Forum: General X5 Forum (E70 2nd-gen, 2007-2013)
Topic: 2 Phones connected at same time
Replies: 7
Views: 3305

Re: 2 Phones connected at same time

This may help I don't think the 2 can be connected at the same time though, 1 will have priority.


http://e89.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7351304

:driving:
by bayrak
Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 am
Forum: On the light side
Topic: The Ostrich
Replies: 0
Views: 965

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress ...