Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.

Sniper

Jokes and humour! Keep it clean(ish) folks!
Post Reply
User avatar
jaynana
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 1884
Joined: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:31 pm
Location: Amersham

Sniper

Post by jaynana » Sat May 07, 2016 11:45 am

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"

[emoji13]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Current: BMW 640i Convertible (320PS)
             Audi A7 Sportback 3.0 T FSI quattro (300 PS) SE STronic  8)
Previous: BMW X5 E53 Facelift 3.0d

User avatar
X5Sport
Global Moderator
Global Moderator
Posts: 18520
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:09 pm
Location: Planet X6......

Re: Sniper

Post by X5Sport » Sat May 07, 2016 3:14 pm

:nonono: :nono: but  :))
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

User avatar
Dan Alex
Member
Member
Posts: 137
Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:31 pm
Location: Bucharest
Contact:

Re: Sniper

Post by Dan Alex » Sun Aug 07, 2016 8:09 pm

:laughing1:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose, By any other name would smell as sweet."

E53 3.0i Sport
Ducati 749 Dark (AKA - the rattle)
Previous: Merc 230 kompressor
                Dacia Sandero :)))

Post Reply