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I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by Lee4.8is » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:57 pm

[quote="IceQueenX"]
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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by 535dboy » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:50 pm

[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Ah see I got your attention didn't I?  :D

I wouldn't wear a dress if I was going in one I'd wear a trench coat and a big hat!
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'd put you in the boot anyway!!
[/quote]

Ok that's funny, you cheered me up too in your own uniquely twisted way!
I'm going to see a horse now, I'll think if you as I shovel the manure!
:-*t
[/quote]

I would have thought looking at its man(horse)hood would remind you of me more!
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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:17 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Ah see I got your attention didn't I?  :D

I wouldn't wear a dress if I was going in one I'd wear a trench coat and a big hat!
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'd put you in the boot anyway!!
[/quote]

Ok that's funny, you cheered me up too in your own uniquely twisted way!
I'm going to see a horse now, I'll think if you as I shovel the manure!
:-*t
[/quote]

I would have thought looking at its man(horse)hood would remind you of me more!
[/quote]

Yes, Dboy has a big one. There, I said it.  :camera:

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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by 535dboy » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:58 pm

[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Ah see I got your attention didn't I?  :D

I wouldn't wear a dress if I was going in one I'd wear a trench coat and a big hat!
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'd put you in the boot anyway!!
[/quote]

Ok that's funny, you cheered me up too in your own uniquely twisted way!
I'm going to see a horse now, I'll think if you as I shovel the manure!
:-*t
[/quote]

I would have thought looking at its man(horse)hood would remind you of me more!
[/quote]

Yes, Dboy has a big one. There, I said it.  :camera:
[/quote]

How would you know grumps
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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:32 pm

Either you have a really bad memory or are playing dumb! And I'm no longer grumpy, no thanks to you!

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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:03 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Ah see I got your attention didn't I?  :D

I wouldn't wear a dress if I was going in one I'd wear a trench coat and a big hat!
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'd put you in the boot anyway!!
[/quote]

Ok that's funny, you cheered me up too in your own uniquely twisted way!
I'm going to see a horse now, I'll think if you as I shovel the manure!
:-*t
[/quote]

I would have thought looking at its man(horse)hood would remind you of me more!
[/quote]

Yes, Dboy has a big one. There, I said it.  :camera:
[/quote]

How would you know grumps
[/quote]

I didn't say what you had that was big- ego for starters!

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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by pvr » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:07 pm

I found a way for you to find 535 IQ when he runs out of juice in the dark ... :))

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/new-ca ... nt-option/
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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by 535dboy » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:09 pm

[quote="pvr"]
I found a way for you to find 535 IQ when he runs out of juice in the dark ... :))

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/new-ca ... nt-option/
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Looks like Riveria Blue
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2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
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Re: I Want to join the police! (only in Dubai)

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:16 pm

[quote="pvr"]
I found a way for you to find 535 IQ when he runs out of juice in the dark ... :))

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/new-ca ... nt-option/
[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :razz1: :rofl:

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