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General Discussion / BMW TwinPower Turbo
« on: September 21, 2018, 05:47:36 PM »
so.. its not 2 turbos, its not a twin-scroll turbo, what exactly is the modern TwinPower Turbo then?

one read here, which has left my head spinning like a turbo!

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Other Marques / 640i Cabriole
« on: August 26, 2018, 05:31:15 PM »
hello all,

My mission to buy a mid-life crisis car went from SLK or Z4 (posted here sometime back) to Porsche Boxter to Merc E350 cab to now finally in the process of purchasing a BMW 640i :P

The pre-owned 2011 car just came into the dealership is still being 'prepared' by BMW, est. 1 1/2 weeks before i  get it into my hands.

In the meanwhile would like to know if anybody has any experience with the F12, any pitfalls to watch out for..

Appreciate all words of wisdom :)

j

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The lounge / EGR Fire Risk.. related to the 'Korean Ban'
« on: August 16, 2018, 12:03:50 PM »
BMW Group press release on the issue, after the Korean ban  :blink:

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The lounge / Undertaking
« on: June 28, 2018, 09:08:19 AM »
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/legal/undertaking/

Guuess it's not illegal strictly speaking, but it can be in a motorway situation - if not under 'AVG speed' or 'stay in lane'

Has anyone been booked?

How else do u pass all the middle-lane hoggers




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The lounge / 2019 X5
« on: June 09, 2018, 08:41:13 AM »
https://youtu.be/rqTEuo-dAUE

Finally they've done it - love the interior, .. don't fancy the exterior though ass looks like a ford s-max


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Other Marques / Snowslide
« on: March 02, 2018, 09:20:47 AM »
I hope this link opens here[emoji848]

https://www.facebook.com/porscheunivers/videos/1644934882227034/


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Other Marques / Z4 or SLK
« on: December 21, 2017, 09:15:31 AM »
my heart is having the better of me these days, must be  the festive spirit  :xmasgrin:

thinking of a 'selfish car' - a hair dresser  :P

tested both, my brain says SLK but my heart says Z4 :blink:

openions maybe?

also can anybody recommend a good Z4 forum?

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Other Marques / 2018 CLS
« on: December 06, 2017, 01:17:39 PM »

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On the light side / Sniper
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:45:41 AM »

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"

[emoji13]


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On the light side / Facts!
« on: April 07, 2016, 07:00:31 PM »

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!

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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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DEFINITION OF BJ
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 7 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.

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The lounge / Skills or what..
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:26:07 AM »

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