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The lounge / Undertaking
« on: June 28, 2018, 09:08:19 AM »
https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/legal/undertaking/

Guuess it's not illegal strictly speaking, but it can be in a motorway situation - if not under 'AVG speed' or 'stay in lane'

Has anyone been booked?

How else do u pass all the middle-lane hoggers




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The lounge / 2019 X5
« on: June 09, 2018, 08:41:13 AM »
https://youtu.be/rqTEuo-dAUE

Finally they've done it - love the interior, .. don't fancy the exterior though ass looks like a ford s-max


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Other Marques / Snowslide
« on: March 02, 2018, 09:20:47 AM »
I hope this link opens here[emoji848]

https://www.facebook.com/porscheunivers/videos/1644934882227034/


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Other Marques / Z4 or SLK
« on: December 21, 2017, 09:15:31 AM »
my heart is having the better of me these days, must be  the festive spirit  :xmasgrin:

thinking of a 'selfish car' - a hair dresser  :P

tested both, my brain says SLK but my heart says Z4 :blink:

openions maybe?

also can anybody recommend a good Z4 forum?

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Other Marques / 2018 CLS
« on: December 06, 2017, 01:17:39 PM »

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On the light side / Sniper
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:45:41 AM »

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"

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On the light side / Facts!
« on: April 07, 2016, 07:00:31 PM »

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!

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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!!
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....?
Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!!
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Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!!
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Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy
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DEFINITION OF BJ
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
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BALLS THEORY
If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man.
If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman.
U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your ass
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EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 7 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake.

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The lounge / Skills or what..
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:26:07 AM »

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On the light side / and we say we have a refugee crisis ;)
« on: January 19, 2016, 10:45:49 AM »

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Buy and sell / Thule Roof Bars (762) and Footpacks (775), fits E53
« on: January 17, 2016, 09:10:05 PM »
Expecting £90 for the lot, plus whatever postage..

Thule Rapid System 775 footpack (4  units) manufacture's specification:
Despite its low and sleek profile this roof rack foot fits even the widest and most extreme railings, Ø 20-68.
The rubber lining protects the surface of the railing from scratching.
Securly fixated through the rubber coated steel strap that is wrapped around the railing.
Fits Thule WingBar, SlideBar, AeroBar, SquareBar and ProBar.
City Crash approved for 100 kg according to ISO Norm.
Lockable to car.
Locks are included.
Use the Thule Buyer's Guide to find out which roof rack fits your car.

Thule 762 135 cm Roof Bars x 2 (1 Pair) Manufacture's Specification:
Slotted 2 mm square bars
135mm (E53 compatible length).

Key Features
Slotted 2 mm square bars
Fits all Thule Rapid System load carrier feet
Maximum load 100 kg
2 mm galvanized steel bar with black plastic coating.

Stock photos (775 Footpack only, bars as in bottom of post):




762 Roofbars:



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On the light side / Brave Men!
« on: January 12, 2016, 07:03:53 PM »
1. if you want to change the world do it when you're a bachelor - After marriage you can't even change a TV channel!

2. Listening to mrs is like reading the terms and conditions of a website - You understand nothing, you still agree to everything!

3. Chess is the most realistic representation of married life - the poor king can take only one step at a time, compare that with how the queen moves!

4. all men are brave, fall asleep watching horror movies.. but are they - 5 missed calls from mrs is is all it takes  :))


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